sugar-galaxies:

blockedhead:

paramore-5ever:

blockedhead:

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

must be why everyone is speaking in english

this is a dubbed text post

the manga was better

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

This myth actual originates from medieval times. Back then girls were married off around 12 years old and would often marry men in their 20s or older. The large fully developed penis would be too much for the small immature vagina and would often be painful and cause injuries. It was assumed that this was due to the hymen and the myth has been perpetuated ever since,

People genuinly do not know this and the “virgin blood” is not a ploy to harm women. It is long standing ignorance that is passed around as fact like humans use 10% of their brain or hair growing thicker after being shaved.

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zimmay:

Been trying something new with my coffee this fall.

(via prettykittymulu)

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

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silvarbelle:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

SWEET LEAPING BASTARD MONKEYS, BUT THIS BOOK IS GLORIOUS

I have it and it is the FUNNIEST SHIT, I SHIT YOU NOT!

(via point-of-inception)

12yearsaking:

Look at him appreciate cultures without wearing them as a costume. It’s that easy.

There’s a difference between wearing the culture as a costume and being immersed in it. If he had been dressed by the people he posed with in an effort to understand the culture, would it have been a costume?

(via regipunk)

vndercontrol:


i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

Well little kitty what can u do for me

vndercontrol:

i feel safe knowin members like this are workin in the FBI

Well little kitty what can u do for me

(via point-of-inception)

lotrlockedwhovian:

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

…what

(via nerajdarealist)

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

Your school didn’t have cosplay friday?

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

Your school didn’t have cosplay friday?

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

blazing-forge:

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

To the point where many among the sort of person depicted in this episode point out that Lauren Faust later regretted writing the episode. What they conveniently leave out is the fact that it was because of all the death threats she received from that sort of person.

(via parkingstrange)

graphcyborg:

GRAPH’S “HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SCARY AMOUNT OF METAL GEAR MERCH” GIVEAWAY!

sliferthewhydidigeta was nice enough to bring me a shiny new Ground Zeroes poster from Comic-Con, but I already have this wall scroll, and two giant images of Big Boss in one small room is kind of… a lot. So, as a thank-you to all the friends I’ve made in this fandom, and for the kindness you’ve shown me, I’m gonna give away some MGS stuff.

  • The wall scroll. It’s… I dunno, wall scroll size. I’ve had some trouble hanging it but the image itself is in good condition (the colors are brighter than pictured). Mmm, Big Boss.
  • Also, winners can pick one big button or resined pin and two small buttons. The quarter is just for size, but hey, man, if you need money that badly…
  • Second-place is two pins/buttons of my choosing. 

One reblog and one like. Only shipping to the US, sorry, that scroll’s big. You don’t have to be following me, but if you are maybe I’ll send you something extra.

I want this over and done with quickly, so I’ll choose winners when this hits 500 notes or two weeks from now, whichever comes first. 

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Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

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