I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
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its a conspiracy
i’m sorry isabelle. but i need the bells inside of you.
Is-A-Bell
It all makes sense
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WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
Rules:
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States (50 states).
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Only one reblog will count per person.
- If you make a fake/empty/giveaway/side blog to reblog, you will be disqualified.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
Guinea pig armour. Best thing evar.
This auction is a charity auction for hand-made guinea pig scale-mail. (You’ve read that correctly)
Is your pet guinea pig tired of wandering around the house unarmored and vulnerable? Do they get picked on by other guinea pigs? Has your guinea pig ever wanted to go with you to a Renaissance Faire but had nothing to wear?
Fear not! A solution is here!
This hand-made scale-mail and tiny steel helmet will keep you guinea pig protected and secure in all situations. The scale-mail is made from polished steel scales and steel rings. It was painstakingly ”woven” by me over several weeks in an effort to better prepare my guinea pig Lucky for the dangers of the modern world. The helmet was purchased at a Renaissance Faire later as it was the perfect finishing touch.Lucky mostly wore his armor to begrudgingly pose for photos - once on top of a remote-control jetski. Don’t worry - he never rode the thing in the water… I don’t think he would have had the balance.
Lucky passed away this weekend, and no longer requires his noble suit of armor. In his honor and memory, any money from this auction (after Ebay fees) will go to the Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue in Virginia. Lucky was adopted from the organization, and they’re a fantastic group who do all they can to find, foster and adopt (to others) Guinea Pigs in the northern Virginia area. You’ll see them on this auction as a 100% donation - it’s not a hollow promise :)Please bid high and bid often!This the simultaneously the best and most ridiculous thing.
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I AM SO ANGRY AT THIS
this is such an important post
“GF IS PREGO”
THINGS GET PARTICULARLY SAUCY
STICKING MY NOODLE IN HER
GLASSY, JARRED LOOK
COLOURLESS AND ALMOST TRANSPARENT
VEGETATIVE STATE
oohhh i get it now
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This is the best dog ever.
BORN FANCY
I WANT HIM
fuck the declaration of independence i’m stealing this dog
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holy shit can you even see how fucking adorable this is im smiling so hard rn
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WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW
what the actual fuck
This is actually pretty cool
its really sweet though
am
am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.
This is actually lovely.
i’m so uncomfortable what the fuck
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?
also I find it both disturbing and sweet. For the record.
I think you call tell a lot about a person based on how they respond to this.
Creative.
THIS IS REALLY CUTE
That as cute until he started pulling real organs out of the bear. Then it got real fuckin weird.
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