funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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124:

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

pakistan

124:

thesoupyone:

I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…

pakistan

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sachithethief:

megasumpex:

jet-setto-radio:

Possible smash leaks. If not real, VERY good fakes. Even has stages that were literally only just confirmed last night.

this is probably fake as hell but i do love the idea of duck hunt being a playable character! it’s very unique and cute and out of the blue

b….bowser jr…. p…please….

Easily fake. Why is Pit so far away from Paulatina? Was isn’t Lucina with the other Fire Emblem Characters? Sloppy mistakes.

(via rabbitwitch)

gemiblu:

wwhatevver-ampora:

I can’t stop laughing omfg.

IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS

OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

HE JUST

MISSES

AND I JUST

YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP

(via prettykittymulu)

illexplain:

itsybitsysleddogs:

illexplain:

peble:

itsybitsysleddogs:

Just hanging out!

its tiny

whats up with the husky chihuahua?

She is an alaskan klee kai, a pure breed of dog, completely unrelated to a chihuahua.
Klee kai are a rare breed of dog that resembles a small husky. She is also very small for breed

honestly thank you so much. 

(via parkingstrange)

congalineofdurin:

everybody-calmdown:

congalineofdurin:

had to shut a bitch down today

And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but this is not the way to handle this! He didn’t say anything mean (on purpose), and when you shut him down like that how the fuck do you think he’s going to react? He must know he’s somewhat creepy, but when a complete stranger that he adores tells him so vividly how creepy he is, that must wreck his world. I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if he bought a gun (legally, but that’s a different issue) and went in to the store he knows you fucking work at. Just be nice to people fuck.

Alright, you know what? I don’t want to reblog this post. I want this post to die. And I have never once reblogged to reply to someone else’s comment on this post. But this one? This one I’m fucking gonna, because how. dare. you.

Are you seriously one of those slimy, inhuman grease traps of a human being who blame VICTIMS OF SHOOTINGS FOR THE FUCKING SHOOTINGS

Don’t you EVER come at me and try to tell me that I need to be responsible, personally responsible, for the mental satisfaction of the kind of monsters who would do something like that. Don’t you ever tell me I have to let myself be uncomfortable around people who LITERALLY STALK ME and put on a big smile and let them down gently because in your twisted little brain it is MY JOB TO KEEP THEM FROM KILLING PEOPLE

H O W   F U C K I N G   D A R E   Y O U

YOU are the problem. YOU are the kind of person who justifies that kind of senseless violence by saying WELL IF SHE HAD JUST GIVEN HIM A CHANCE

IF SHE HAD JUST FUCKED HIM

IF HE HAD JUST ‘GOTTEN SOME’

HE WOULDN’T HAVE RAPED HER/SHOT THEM/DONE IT

Are you fucking proud of that? Are you proud that that’s the tiny drop you choose to drop into society’s bucket? 

I don’t care if it ‘wrecked his world’ when he was called out on his socially unacceptable, disgusting behavior. I don’t caaaaaaaare

His actions are HIS actions. His actions are HIS fault

the next time I see a tragedy like the elliot rodger shooting on the news, I’m gonna think of all the vile comments from people online that say it all could have been avoided if the people he threatened and menaced would just relinquish their bodies and their comfort and their personal space for him, and I’m gonna  s e e   y o u r   f a c e  and I hope you fucking know it.

Don’t you ever talk to me. I am sick to my stomach over your fucking bullshit.

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prettykittymulu:

check-your-privilege-feminists:

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

Okay, I HAD to reblog this because of the first one. You don’t LOOK Hispanic so you aren’t allowed to speak Spanish??? One, that’s bullshit, learn whatever language you want. Two, I’m Hispanic and I’m also white but everyone thinks I’m Italian. Am I not allowed to learn Spanish? Because I don’t fit some bullshit stereotypical appearance? Am I not Hispanic ENOUGH because my first language is English? I get shit both ways, I’m not enough or I’m too much, and I’m gettin’ real tired of it.

This is not how you do cultural sensitivity. Christ.

Culture exists because people get together and different ideas unite. Culture is created when those ideas are passed down to children and spread to others. When some says “you can’t do that, that isn’t your culture” they are essentially saying that culture is not allowed to spread and grow. It is not appropriation if it is respect. It is not racist if it done with love.

Cultures spread. Complain if you must but don’t you dare try to stop those who honestly want to learn.

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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"Did you forget?  That’s why Grandma has been waiting for you to come back to the house!  She’s been waiting for a while now…"

(via thisgirlgames)

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

Wait. You mean there are times when you don’t have that?

(via regipunk)

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

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At the groceries store

yourscientistfriend:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Don’t tell me how to live my life

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theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

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